awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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