yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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