Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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