do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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