But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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