Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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