I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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