Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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