I feel like I'm in dance class right now
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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