69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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