She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
How does it feel to date your dad?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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