There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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