i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
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