If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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