It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
