So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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