just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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