She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
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