No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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