i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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