Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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