Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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