Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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