let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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