"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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