I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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