i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
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