I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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