I'm drive I can fine osifer
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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