you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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