I didn't shave. On purpose
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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