too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
