Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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