So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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