Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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