im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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