laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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