I want to stick my p in your. b.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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