Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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