Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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