things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Dicks are not precious.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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