well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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