i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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