redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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