would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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