i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
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