I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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