I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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