It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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