she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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