Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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