We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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