you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
drinking out of a sandbucket again
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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