Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I looked at my own cervix.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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