Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Randomize
