my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
