How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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